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tashherz:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TUMBLR POST EVER.

This. Is. Incredible.

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cashier: do you want the receipt?
me: yas bitch tell me everything


Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

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sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????

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religiousdad:

Tuesday is just second Monday

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lameboob:

ONE LETTER MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD

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crunchier:

HOLY SHIT IT ME

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cooldragonboy4000:

this literally fucked me up so bad

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R.I.P Oscar de la Renta :’(