I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING
God I hope this is true.
i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong
If I don’t end up friends with the jenners than I’m giving up
the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
inspired by x
I have no idea what I was expecting from that picture but it wasn’t this. And it’s glorious
australian accents sound so bad all of the time especially in movies/tv shows i can’t believe i have one
Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused
it just fucking says one “dime”
what the fuck is a dime
how much is it worth
whose idea was this