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cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

(via bowel-movement)


besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

(Source: thehighpriestessofcuddles, via punkmonksteven)


bastille:

If I don’t end up friends with the jenners than I’m giving up

(via australiansanta)


thequeerclone:

the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

(via australiansanta)


skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

(via partynoxious)


donatellavevo:

Me sending you anon hate

(via nichole337vevo)


americanninjax:

floozys:

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inspired by x

I have no idea what I was expecting from that picture but it wasn’t this. And it’s glorious

(via frannnel)


ohdaesusie:

(Source: lawebloca, via harrycarray)


lolsofunny:

Me during group projects

(via bootyexpress)


(Source: greatfatsby, via greeklesbian)


australian accents sound so bad all of the time especially in movies/tv shows i can’t believe i have one

(Source: lnfamy, via bowel-movement)


commongayboy:

2014 be like

image

(via partynoxious)


sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

(via punkmonksteven)