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elemeno-pee:

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

Oh my god that is what I thought was the mouth all along.
And now I see the actual mouth and my life is now changed forever in a small way

(Source: pocula, via hilariousemotionalbreakdowns)


msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

(via the--hierarchy)


linuxusers:

charlesoberonn:

penis-hilton:

this is making me so mad

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via maturity-i-never-got-it)


(Source: shogunofyellow, via the--hierarchy)


how could you not reblog this i mean really

(Source: pickanumber1to10, via metaphoricalpenis)



seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

(via hi)



(Source: squidwurd, via llamadelcrey)


micthemicrophone:

We’re looking at you, 1000notes.com.

(Source: theunicornkittenkween, via llamadelcrey)


dont-touch-mysammywinchester:

aglassofgleeblesplease:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid

image

WHAT THE FUCK

(via llamadelcrey)



floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

(via veras--wang)


australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

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